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Listen to me and my friend Emily play a lot of British Popular Music tonight at 8P-10P EST (5-7P for you left coast folks) on WVAU.org during our show, “High Green, Sheffield, Australia”. I will shoot the shit and play some jams. Please listen. And then please tweet me.

Feb 8th

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Pusha T feat. Rick Ross - Millions Iiiiiii...

Feb 7th

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Dec 19th

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FISCHOEDER FAMILY PORTRAIT

behindbobsburgers: Perhaps you recognize this stately Fischoeder family portrait from last Sunday’s Thanksgiving episode? What you may not know is that it’s the work of our very own Devin Roth. KILL KILL KILL KILL THE TURKEY. Look at all those schlongs (worms.)!

Dec 4th

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Nov 2nd

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Sep 28th

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Two Door Cinema Club - Handshake

Sep 11th

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Sep 5th

Aug 28th

Awkward Moments in Kristine History, or How Did I...

K: Hi guys, I'm Kristine, I've been with _____ for about ___ years now, and a fun fact about me is that I'm REALLY into Breaking Bad right now, so if anyone wants to talk about it I would love that...
Co-workers: *Silence*
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Manager: So guys, who can name me some iconic figures?
K (to co-worker while manager is talking): We should just write out the lyrics to 'We Didn't Start the Fire'--
Manager: Kristine, how about you?
K: --Er, sorry. Marilyn Monroe. I was just saying that we should just write out the lyrics to 'We Didn't Start the Fire'.
Co-workers: *Silence*
Miss Deb: Oh, Christian.

Aug 26th

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Aug 18th

Aug 17th

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“Bloomberg doesn’t want anyone to have fun. You can’t have a giant...”

– Melody Henry, 42, after the Trojan vibrator giveaway was shut down in NYC.

Aug 9th

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Aug 5th

Aug 3rd

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As I was watching the Olympic Ceremony last night

I realized that, at one point during the Closing Ceremony in China four years ago, I had said, “Hopefully I can be in London when that happens.” And then you realize how much faster four years flies by — not in terms of the entirety of high school or a projected amount of time in college — and somehow, there’s been progress, but you’re still at a pause. ...

Jul 28th

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Jul 26th

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BREAKING BOB

behindbobsburgers: Probably what my life revolves around re: television and things.

Jul 20th

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SHOUTOUT TO TWITTER, Y'ALL!

I will never doubt the power of winning stuff on the internet ever again.

Jul 18th

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Jun 22nd

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Jun 15th

WHY DO YOU LIE

Kristine: We gotta eat [the Burger King bacon sundae].
Kristine: Then for the rest of the day I will consume nothing but vegetables.
Anthony: LOL why do you lie
Kristine: :( STOP
Kristine: IF I SAY IT ENOUGH IT MIGHT COME TRUE

Jun 14th

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Jun 7th

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Jun 6th

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WE R UR FRIENDS

Kristine: I promise I'm going to work on not buying clothes in June! I can do it!
Stef: But how will I know that you weren't buying anything?
Kristine: You don't trust me?!
Stef: ...No.

May 25th

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“IT SMELLS LIKE SOY SAUCE AND I’M SCARED!”

– Myself, around 12.45a on Friday, Re: Trying to meet the band (and getting REALLY CLOSE).

May 20th

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Stars - My Favourite Book

May 16th

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May 11th

Apr 29th

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“Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.”

– Samuel Beckett, born 106 years ago today. (via washingtonpoststyle)

Apr 13th

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Apr 11th

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Apr 10th

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Flight Thoughts:

I’ve been flying for 22 years of my life. Weirdest realization ever.

Apr 4th

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Mar 31st

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Mar 29th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 26th

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Mar 23rd

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Things I Hope to Achieve in 2012:

Actually watch The Black Keys perform live and not tap out because of tiredness/laziness/etc. (We’ll see if this holds up in May.) Spend time cleaning my room, and not just the day prior to maintenance coming in to inspect my air conditioner. Stop finishing entire bags of Hot Cheetos in one sitting.

Mar 22nd

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