shameless self (crossposted) promotion

Listen to me and my friend Emily play a lot of British Popular Music tonight at 8P-10P EST (5-7P for you left coast folks) on WVAU.org during our show, “High Green, Sheffield, Australia”.

I will shoot the shit and play some jams.
Please listen. And then please tweet me.

Pusha T feat. Rick Ross - Millions

Iiiiiii don’t know.

GIMME: …BUT WHY WOULD I NEED ANYTHING ELSE. (Nando’s jumper, $priceless)

GIMME: …BUT WHY WOULD I NEED ANYTHING ELSE. (Nando’s jumper, $priceless)

FISCHOEDER FAMILY PORTRAIT

behindbobsburgers:

Perhaps you recognize this stately Fischoeder family portrait from last Sunday’s Thanksgiving episode? What you may not know is that it’s the work of our very own Devin Roth.

KILL KILL KILL KILL THE TURKEY.

Look at all those schlongs (worms.)!

Hello Kitty’s Presidential Campaign HQ is in (no surprise) DC and obviously I had to go on the first day and pick up all my HK Presidential swag.

Literally no shame in my game.

Hello Kitty’s Presidential Campaign HQ is in (no surprise) DC and obviously I had to go on the first day and pick up all my HK Presidential swag.

Literally no shame in my game.

HAHAHAHAHAH I literally have no idea what this box could do for my life personally, except for introduce amazing products that are probably priced at $200 (minimum) and give me an insider look at how Gwyneth lives her life and hangs out with Beyoncé.

Or something.

HAHAHAHAHAH I literally have no idea what this box could do for my life personally, except for introduce amazing products that are probably priced at $200 (minimum) and give me an insider look at how Gwyneth lives her life and hangs out with Beyoncé.

Or something.

Two Door Cinema Club - Handshake

Live life like you’re eating unreal fried risotto balls every day.

Live life like you’re eating unreal fried risotto balls every day.

Awkward Moments in Kristine History, or How Did I Become Such A Tool?

  • K: Hi guys, I'm Kristine, I've been with _____ for about ___ years now, and a fun fact about me is that I'm REALLY into Breaking Bad right now, so if anyone wants to talk about it I would love that...
  • Co-workers: *Silence*
  • ---
  • Manager: So guys, who can name me some iconic figures?
  • K (to co-worker while manager is talking): We should just write out the lyrics to 'We Didn't Start the Fire'--
  • Manager: Kristine, how about you?
  • K: --Er, sorry. Marilyn Monroe. I was just saying that we should just write out the lyrics to 'We Didn't Start the Fire'.
  • Co-workers: *Silence*
  • Miss Deb: Oh, Christian.