This. Is. The. Reboot.

Ugh, I’m the worst.
And I’m exceptionally lazy.

And I hate blogging.

I haven’t really decided why. But after countless attempts to post for the sake of posting, I’m ready to get myself back on the “horse” again (which I guess is Tumblr). Tally ho!

shameless self (crossposted) promotion

Listen to me and my friend Emily play a lot of British Popular Music tonight at 8P-10P EST (5-7P for you left coast folks) on WVAU.org during our show, “High Green, Sheffield, Australia”.

I will shoot the shit and play some jams.
Please listen. And then please tweet me.

Pusha T feat. Rick Ross - Millions

Iiiiiii don’t know.

GIMME: …BUT WHY WOULD I NEED ANYTHING ELSE. (Nando’s jumper, $priceless)

GIMME: …BUT WHY WOULD I NEED ANYTHING ELSE. (Nando’s jumper, $priceless)

FISCHOEDER FAMILY PORTRAIT

behindbobsburgers:

Perhaps you recognize this stately Fischoeder family portrait from last Sunday’s Thanksgiving episode? What you may not know is that it’s the work of our very own Devin Roth.

KILL KILL KILL KILL THE TURKEY.

Look at all those schlongs (worms.)!

Hello Kitty’s Presidential Campaign HQ is in (no surprise) DC and obviously I had to go on the first day and pick up all my HK Presidential swag.

Literally no shame in my game.

Hello Kitty’s Presidential Campaign HQ is in (no surprise) DC and obviously I had to go on the first day and pick up all my HK Presidential swag.

Literally no shame in my game.

HAHAHAHAHAH I literally have no idea what this box could do for my life personally, except for introduce amazing products that are probably priced at $200 (minimum) and give me an insider look at how Gwyneth lives her life and hangs out with Beyoncé.

Or something.

HAHAHAHAHAH I literally have no idea what this box could do for my life personally, except for introduce amazing products that are probably priced at $200 (minimum) and give me an insider look at how Gwyneth lives her life and hangs out with Beyoncé.

Or something.

Two Door Cinema Club - Handshake

Live life like you’re eating unreal fried risotto balls every day.

Live life like you’re eating unreal fried risotto balls every day.